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Variety is the splice of life

Let us return for a moment to the musical days of late 1978. Alan and Marilyn Bregman co-wrote a song with Neil Diamond for a television show that ultimately never came to be. Never wanting to let a good song go to waste, Neil recorded You Don’t Bring Me Flowers for his album I’m Glad You’re With Me Tonight. The song was soon covered by Barbra Streisand, appearing on her album Songbird. But neither version became popular until a disc jockey in Kentucky spliced both versions into a duet. The duet was really re-recorded, and, Barbra and Neil tore up the charts.

Nearly forty years later, I have an idea for splicing two other songs together. I want to create a duet, a mash-up if you will, that is in keeping with the edginess of today’s pop market. So the artist of this song will be Mabel v. Muppets and puts together Don’t Call Me Up and Mahna Mahna.

Mabel

The Muppets

When I’m underneath the bright lights

When I’m tryna have a good time

‘Cause I’m good you ain’t mine

 

Don’t call me up

When you’re looking at my photos

Getting hot, losing control

You want me more now I let go

 

 

 

 

I’m over you and I don’t need your lies no more

‘Cause the truth is, without you boy, I’m stronger

And I know you said that I changed with my cold heart

But it was your game that left scars

Ooh, I’m over you

 

Don’t call me up

I’m going out tonight

Feeling good now you’re outta my life

Don’t wanna talk about us

Gotta leave it behind

One drink and you’re outta my mind

 

Take it up

Baby I’m on a high

You’re alone

Going out of your mind

When I’m here in the club

And I don’t wanna talk

So don’t call me up

 

‘Cause I’m here looking fine, babe

And I got eyes looking my way

And everybody’s on my vibe, babe

 

 

My friends said you’re a bad man

I should have listened to them back then

And now you’re tryna hit me up again

 

 

 

 

I’m over you and I don’t need your lies no more

‘Cause the truth is, without you boy, I’m stronger

And I know you said that I changed with my cold heart

But it was your game that left scars

Ooh, I’m over you

 

 

Don’t call me up

I’m going out tonight

Feeling good now you’re outta my life

Don’t wanna talk about us

Gotta leave it behind

One drink and you’re outta my mind

 

 

Take it up

Baby I’m on a high

You’re alone

Going out of your mind

When I’m here in the club

And I don’t wanna talk

So don’t call me up

 

 

Don’t call me up

 

So don’t call me up

 

Don’t call me up

 

 

I’m over you and I don’t need your lies no more

‘Cause the truth is, without you boy, I’m stronger

And I know you said that I changed with my cold heart

But it was your game that left scars

Ooh, I’m over you

 

 

Don’t call me up

I’m going out tonight

Feeling good now you’re outta my life

Don’t wanna talk about us

Gotta leave it behind

One drink and you’re outta my mind

 

 

 

 

Take it up

Baby I’m on a high

You’re alone

Going out of your mind

When I’m here in the club

And I don’t wanna talk

 

So don’t call me up

 

 

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

Ba de be de be

Ba de be ba de be

Dee dee dee dee de

 

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ba de be de be

 

 

 

Mahna mahna

Ba de be de be

 

 

 

Ba de be de be

Ba de be ba de be

Dee dee dee dee de

 

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ba de be de be

 

 

Mahna mahna

 

Mahna mahna

 

Ba de be de be

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mahna mahna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ba de be de be

Ba de be ba de be

Dee dee dee dee de

 

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

Mahna mahna ma

Nee nee nee nee noo

Mahna mahna

 

 

I want to hear this on the radio. Anyone want to help me put these songs together?

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